Monday, June 1, 2015

Arnold's love child graduates from high school

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child Joseph Baena also needs a haircut.


The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

It only came to light that the 67-year-old had fathered a love child with his maid, Patty Baena in 2011, when Maria, his glamorous wife, ended their marriage and moved out of their home following 25 years of what everyone had assumed was a happy pairing.

The Terminator star himself was unaware he was Joseph’s father for many years, and told 60 minutes that it wasn’t until the boy 'started looking like me, that's when I kind of got it. I put things together'.  Riiiggghhht.  You put it together when you poked the maid, you ditz.

Arnold and Maria have four legitimate children - Katherine, 24, Christina, 23, Patrick, 21, and Christopher, 17, who was born just five days before his half-brother. Let's all admit it, Arnold is just a roaring, fornicating beast.

Schwarzenegger and Shriver are said to be in the final stages of their divorce proceedings as they work out how to divide their $400million net worth. Hey, I'll take some if you have any extra!


Meanwhile, the best of luck to young Joseph, who deserves his share of that 400 million dollar fortune!

1 comment:

  1. Arnold has another terminator movie coming out this summer to soften the blow of the divorce decree.

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