By this cover, are they suggesting that the neighbor's wife is like a snarling badger?
Gunfighters die young - no duh! Talk about stating the obvious.
Does this idiot actually have his foot caught in a trap? Is his rifle lying right there, ready to fire, but instead he's trying to kill the badgers with a knife? He won't be taking any gold after the badgers chew off his arms. And his wife is a stripper? Dude knows how to choose his ladies!
No wonder the badgers are out to get him! He must be killed! He's too clumsy and stupid to live!
Not badgers, wolverines -- four or five times the size and fierceness of a badger.
ReplyDeleteI was about to say, badgers? LL beat me to the point. All of yours however remain germane.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Shows you what I know, or don't! All the more reason to pick up the rifle and open fire.
DeleteYeah, shoot 'em in the head and skin 'em. Wolverine pelts make the very best warm weather jackets, second only to sable.
Deletedo badgers come in packs?
ReplyDeleteI thought wolverines were solitary critters?
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