While cruising the internet, I found this place, Mil Spec Monkey, that sells military style gear.  Among their products are my new favorites, irreverent patches that are popular with the actual troops.  Below is one being worn by a German soldier in A-stan.  Nice that it's in both English and the local tongue, so that even the Taliban can enjoy them.  Gotta love the red eyes.

I'm gonna need at least one myself.  Pass the bacon.