Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
It's an accurate depiction of Monday.However, have you ever thought that lobsters might be space aliens who landed with all of the best of intentions and ended up on plates, slathered with butter, a little lemon and a pinch of salt?
If so, they got what they deserved for invading our planet. Let that be a lesson to others.
I do my part to think the ranks of the invaders as I am able. They are better when served in conjunction with a nice ribeye. Space invaders and Earth born methane blasters, both on the same plate.