Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Smart Dog. Next they'll want the keys to the car.

 


4 comments:

  1. I had two Beagles growing up, Frick and Frack, little asshole were escape artists.

    No matter what I did I couldn't keep them in their day pen (only for when I was at school), and would routinely be pulled out of class to corral our cows because they were running the legs off them.

    Finally my dad and I waited behind the barn to see how they were getting out. They literally would link snout to tail and fling each other over the high fence!

    That was the end of them, we had to give them away. Still every time I thought of them afterwards, the music from the Great Escape cooler king scene would play in my head as I imagined their new owners busting them yet again!

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  2. They learn by watching. Act like you're doing the combination on your safe and someone's watching

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  3. My black lab could scale an 8' wood fence Jackie Chan style. That was after he slithered out of a harness Houdini style.

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  4. They were taught by an orange cat.

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