Thursday, July 20, 2017

Asylum seeker in Iceland falls into gigantic waterfall, and is never seen again.

This is what the dude fell into:

The Icelandic authorities are pulling out all the stops to, basically, recover the body, but the locals have a much more practical viewpoint.
They say that It is unlikely that the man has drifted out to sea. Lower down the river, it spreads out into sand bars where most things that fall in show up eventually, according to farmers in the area.
Earlier today it was revealed that the man who fell in was an asylum seeker. Authorities say that so far, nothing has been found in or by the river that could point to his fate.  
Uh, his fate is he drowned in the boiling torrent, geniuses. His corpse is stuck in a crevice or rocky spot, and unless the water goes down, his bones will stay there.   Or, he'll wash up on the sandbars downstream.  Just watch for circling seagulls, and you'll know where he ended up.


  1. Iceland is a country that puts up warning signs and that is it. No Barriers, no rangers. Act dumb and you become a statistic.

  2. Good grief. Those people are even invading ICELAND?

  3. Fell? Or was pushed (or tossed)? Icelanders are a really nice people....until they are pushed too far.....

  4. Adios Muhammad. Shoulda worn a life belt.

  5. I'm trying to feel sorry for him- nope, can't do it.

    Like the old song says, "my give-a-damn's busted."