The Un, Dear Leader, in the Socialist Paradise of North Korea, has authorized his army to launch a "merciless" nuclear attack on the United States.

I hope our "One," Dear Leader, has managed to target all sites of importance in North Korea with some or our nuclear arsenal ( although he has made every effort to disable it during his tenure as commander in chief).   

The map of NORK nuclear capability.  Austin, Texas looks to be quite safe.  Pyongyang, not so much. I hope our Dear Leader has also targeted more than a few Chinese military assets, just in case they think they need to get involved, like they did in the first Korean war.

Given the shape of the Un, I say set our nukes at "deep fat fry," and let them rain down if the little squirt actually has the stones to light the fuse on his big bad missiles.