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Definitely a snorlax. Somebody's been paying to feed that tub-o-lard, because you can rest assured that he's not working to earn it. A year on a pea farm in North Korea would be good for his diet and might teach him a thing or two about government.
The fat guy has positively been I.D.'ed It's Chris Christie!
That's what attempts to mate with a Trigglypuff, but can't due to physical limitations (even if possible, feminism would prevent this.)