Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Definitely a snorlax. Somebody's been paying to feed that tub-o-lard, because you can rest assured that he's not working to earn it. A year on a pea farm in North Korea would be good for his diet and might teach him a thing or two about government.
The fat guy has positively been I.D.'ed It's Chris Christie!
That's what attempts to mate with a Trigglypuff, but can't due to physical limitations (even if possible, feminism would prevent this.)