Muslims

We love them because:

They are really hairy

They want to legalize sex slave marriages!

And after that, They would like to  blow up the pyramids in Egypt.

But if that's too radical, the moderates will settle for covering them in wax.

While they are doing that, they have discovered that they can shoot women in public for adultery, and of course , also for the glory of God.

Even the tombs of the dead aren't safe from their wrath.