Old time advertisements can show how much our culture has changed. However, I personally still hanker for Aunt Jemima's bacon pancakes! Yum!

Yep, when my wife fails to store test the coffee, I don't hesitate to bend the little woman over my knee and apply a little discipline. And afterwards, hot sex (who says subliminal messaging doesn't work?).

Yearly income: 8500.00 dollars. Yeah, that attracts the ladies.