Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
You need to upgrade to espresso. Triple shots.
When I worked in Italy, there was an espresso machine in the hallway outside of the secure area. My Italian co-workers were taking AT LEAST half a dozen a day in addition to what they drank at lunch. I would have stroked out had I done that. Then again there was that big earthquake...if you're looking for cause and effect.