Friday, October 21, 2016

Choosey Radical Progressive Vandal Moms Choose Jif

Why is it always the far lefties that get violent?  At least this time, it's just peanut butter violent, and it's blue on blue.
Christina Ferguson was arrested in Amherst Junction, Wisconsin after interrupting what turned out to be a meeting of a local environmental organisation, Tomorrow River Conservation Club.
Witnesses claimed the 32-year-old entered the meeting at 9:30pm holding a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif” peanut butter, shouting about how much she hated the Republican candidate.
When officers from Portage Co. Sheriff Department questioned Ms Ferguson, she claimed she hadn’t left her apartment that night, while allegedly licking her fingers repeatedly, according to the complaint. 
However, one of the meeting members identified her and Ms Ferguson admitted her involvement. 
When pushed as to why she had committed the offence, Ms Ferguson talked about “how much she loved Hillary Clinton and hated Donald Trump,” the complaint says.


  1. No crime, from where I stand.

  2. Best headline ever! Ha!

  3. When one understands that only 9% of felons are republicans, it then becomes clear that the democratic party is the party of felons.

  4. That area is "Aldo Leopold" central. Also , It's just outside of Stevens Point, WI that has a University of Wisconsin campus in it. Naturally a leftist institution.


  5. So she thought she was saying, "Nuts to you!" to Trump supporters? I'll never understand the Left! Wouldn't surprise me if "alcohol was involved." Or a green leafy substance may be more likely!