Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
May we display your header on our new site directory? As it is now, the site title (linked back to your home page) is listed, and we think displaying the header will attract more attention. In any event, we hope you will come by and see what is going on at SiteHoundSniffs.com.
Normally that would be reserved for a Monday. Because they're like that.
Stupidity should hurt.
You have to work pretty hard to be this stupid.
"Hey y'all, watch this."
Funny, I don't see the beer. Usually there's a beer involved! (Or several.)