Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Socks asks "When buttered toast is dropped it usually lands buttered side down and when a cat falls it usually lands on it's feet. So if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back what happens when the cat falls off of something?"Will the cat land on it's feet defeating the buttered toast theory or will the toast land buttered side down defeating the cat landing theory? http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2012/09/cat-and-buttered-toast-paradox.html
Or, will they both spin into a space/time vortex, never to be seen again?
yea yea, but it's not funny until somebody loses an eye.