Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Good job, dad, but if his kid hadn't been on his cell phone, maybe he would have ducked out of the way.
I like the "What the...?" expression on the kid's face. I solved the cell phone thing with my kids by telling them to buy their own phones if they really wanted them. I wasn't paying, but no one was stopping them from getting one if they could afford it. That technique also encouraged them to work for what they wanted.