Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Hysterical. I'm glad you didn't wait to post!
Yeah, that's the kind of thing that would happen to me. I won't even mention the time I fell into the Tuolumne River, fully clothed, with an expensive camera in one hand and a fishing pole in the other, which in turn was attached to a large angry trout. My friends were too astounded to laugh. At first. Good times....
Thank you, that made my day.