Saturday, August 30, 2025

We got dilithium crystals. Let's use them. Warp 1000, Mr. Sulu.

 









7 comments:

  1. I didn't know the starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701 had a backup camera.

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  2. And that's only 2nd gear. Maybe the only Asian who knows how to shift gears.

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    1. I never realized the Enterprise had an Asian at the wheel.
      DEI is the only possible explanation for THAT mistake.

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    2. Oh, yeah. I just remembered. Sulu was light in the loafers, so he checked TWO of the boxes. Gotta let him drive or we'll have TWO grievance groups down on us.

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  3. The network decided not to air episode 80, where he forgot to put it in reverse.

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  4. What do you call an Asian assassin?
    Chinese take-out.
    Heltau

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