And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
So, I sit down at the bar, notice a 'fishy smell'.... 'You fish around here often?', she's wearing a string bikini. 'Oh, yea, caught a big sucker today'. Moving slowly away, that was TUNA I smelled!
Can somebody please move that fish so we can get a better look at the girl ?
ReplyDeleteStop yer carping.
DeleteSomething smells fishy
ReplyDeleteYup, but when did carp start smelling like tuna?
DeleteHa, my first thought exactly!
DeleteSo, I sit down at the bar, notice a 'fishy smell'....
ReplyDelete'You fish around here often?', she's wearing a string bikini.
'Oh, yea, caught a big sucker today'.
Moving slowly away, that was TUNA I smelled!
Well, I will help her tidy up with the carp slime!
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the story about the hot blonde girl who went on a 9 hour fishing trip with 5 Harley riders?
ReplyDeleteShe came back with a big red snapper.
Big enough to kill you.
ReplyDeleteI used to go fishing with Sidney... until I showed my wife this picture of Sidney... now I can't go fishing with Sidney no more.
ReplyDeleteIs she kissing that thing?
ReplyDeleteCarpe Deum
ReplyDeleteDiem.
DeleteDeum is dog spelled backward.
I never could spell very well. Or is that spall?
DeleteMy guess - Hannah Barron is behind that fish.
ReplyDeleteWow. In the original photo, she's holding my dong. I asked AI to replace it with a carp. Turned out great!
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