And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
My piss off the tree-huggers lottery win fantasy is a Paramount Maurader MRAP. It is the only mine resistant armored vehicle for sale to private parties. It is basically a Hummer on steroids that can survive a 20 pound TNT blast under the V-shaped hull.
Rounding to the nearest whole number, I'm going to estimate zero, zero miles per gallon. But if I was driving it you couldn't kick the grin off my face!
Taxes support its operation. Money is no object.
ReplyDeleteMy piss off the tree-huggers lottery win fantasy is a Paramount Maurader
ReplyDeleteMRAP. It is the only mine resistant armored vehicle for sale to private
parties. It is basically a Hummer on steroids that can survive a 20 pound
TNT blast under the V-shaped hull.
Rounding to the nearest whole number, I'm going to estimate zero, zero miles per gallon. But if I was driving it you couldn't kick the grin off my face!
ReplyDeleteWe talking gallons per mile?
DeleteWhat a to escape the zombie hordes, just drive right over them...
ReplyDeleteThat is a Russian Taifun-K, a Kamaz built 63968 (Камаз-63968 Тайфун). Bernie's choice for the replacement of "the beast".
ReplyDelete100 divided by the number of lug nuts = fuel mileage
ReplyDeleteGas Mileage? No, Gas Footage!
ReplyDeleteIz Russkiy.
ReplyDeleteIz built like brick babushka.
Runz on tears of effeminate western eco-apparatchiks.
Iz good, da?
- Aesop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLoe-aTyx38
ReplyDeleteThis is what Jesus would drive. Jesus does not contemplate fuel economy. Jesus rules !
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