This amazing picture was recently released by the North Korean news agency, for some reason, showing Dear Leader Un sailing away in a grossly overloaded wooden boat, perhaps on the way to crush the imperialist forces of the United States and the UN.

Dear Leader looks great in a pea coat, doesn't he?

I cannot help but think that the South Koreans, the US and it's allies have bitten off much more than they can chew by antagonizing this guy, and his navy of wooden boats and wet legged, cold and angry fighting hordes.