Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Best I can do is...

 


16 comments:

  1. Our data base shows this was stolen from someone named Gollum. We e already called the police.

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  2. But it's a magic ring! It will grant you three wishes!

    I don't need a magic ring to grant me wishes. Listen: I wish you would leave my shop before I throw you out!

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  3. I really like this. Very clever. You gotta laugh.

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  4. If throwing it in the fires of Mt. Doom is enough to destroy all of Sauron's magic, can't we just take this thing to a smith in Rivendell and have them melt it down? And hey, instead of making this long journey, why don't we just have these giant eagles fly us there and back?

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    1. The ring could only be destroyed in the fires in which Sauron created it (Mt. Doom). As for as the eagles - they would have been spotted and attacked by the Nazgul.

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  5. I may be one of the few participants of this blog who have zero knowledge of this activity... on either side of the counter.

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    1. Frodo with the Ring from Lord of the Rings. Rick Harrison, "Star" in Pawn Stars cable show. Apparently you aren't in touch with "pop culture"--which isn't a bad thing.

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    2. Actually, I am in my own little world and yes, so-called "'pop culture" has taken a back seat for my reality.

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    3. It's debatable whether Lord of the Rings books are "pop culture" or classic literature these days. I think even the movies will stand the test of time.

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    4. To me "classic" is like 200+ years old and not something that someone wrote in 1954.

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  6. Rick should just kick his ass and take it.

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  7. F'n hilarious. I bet he'd get more for that little green leaf pin.

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  8. Sorry, best I can do is to ask you kindly, take your precious ring out of my store, please, do not return. Want nothing to do with that evil thing.

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