And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Monday, July 8, 2024
Almost, but not quite. Post your caveman name in the comments.
Back in those days Org was used stick salesman, tampers, stickers, eye gougers, skull smashers, you name it Org sell it.
Did good for myself too, my own two chamber, direct air conditioned cave with a fancy modern fire pit. All the girls like Org, Org have it going on.
Then some guy in the neighboring village start selling stone tools, put Org out of business. Every one want stone, ooh fancy smancy, stone not break, stone better than stick.
Now no one want Org's used sticks, girls no stay, Org get very sad.
i remember wind up alarm clocks, percolator coffee makers, moms who stayed home to take care of the home and kids, daddy's who spent time with us, and common sense does that count??? yea, us kids busted rocks but that was just for fun. we made our own fun then. building forts out of tumble weeds and chunking dirt clods at each other, mom and iodine to patch us up at bath time!
Mazork, my name was, I fell while being chased by big kitty with long toofers... hit my cahones on a stone and that what come out mouth, kitty laughed so hard, forgot about me.
A young Keith Richards comes up with the name for his future band
ReplyDeleteWell done comment below should've been here. *#$%^!
DeleteOg remember ... Og remember chips in eye making spears, Og remember running from mastodon when not looking before walk out of cover ...
ReplyDeleteStone tools!?! You youngsters are all hung up on technology. We had to make do with fire-hardened sticks!
ReplyDeleteYou had fire?!
DeleteD
Luxury. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE
DeleteThis is today's internet winner!! Well done, sir. Well done!
ReplyDeleteThag Simmons
ReplyDeleteLOL, Glad someome remembered old Thag.
DeleteAh, ya' beat me to it. The Thagomizer... classic.
DeleteBack in those days Org was used stick salesman, tampers, stickers, eye gougers, skull smashers, you name it Org sell it.
ReplyDeleteDid good for myself too, my own two chamber, direct air conditioned cave with a fancy modern fire pit. All the girls like Org, Org have it going on.
Then some guy in the neighboring village start selling stone tools, put Org out of business. Every one want stone, ooh fancy smancy, stone not break, stone better than stick.
Now no one want Org's used sticks, girls no stay, Org get very sad.
i remember wind up alarm clocks, percolator coffee makers, moms who stayed home to take care of the home and kids, daddy's who spent time with us, and common sense does that count???
ReplyDeleteyea, us kids busted rocks but that was just for fun. we made our own fun then.
building forts out of tumble weeds and chunking dirt clods at each other,
mom and iodine to patch us up at bath time!
It's coming around again. Remember the words of Einstein; "If WWIII is fought with nukes WWIV will be fought with rocks".
ReplyDeleteI remember being stoned while making tools. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteIf you remember you were not stoned enough.
DeleteDuh Yam! And I thought is was "toasted."
DeleteEverybody must get stoned.
DeleteI used a stone as a hammer when a hammer was not handy.
ReplyDeleteMazork, my name was, I fell while being chased by big kitty with long toofers... hit my cahones on a stone and that what come out mouth, kitty laughed so hard, forgot about me.
ReplyDeleteNot cojones?
DeleteI remember reading about history when it was still new, from stone tablets.
ReplyDeleteTalk about a tough trip to school and back with those in my book bag.
Me learned this lesson hard way...when dragging woman back to cave, drag by hair. If you drag by ankle, fills up with sand and mud.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask how I know
How do you know?
DeleteMe not remembering… brain function and capacity not up to task… sad Kraig go cry now…
ReplyDeleteMet my wife not far from Flint Ridge. Sparks and such.
ReplyDeleteMy caveman name is "Bob". Yeah, I don't get it either.
ReplyDeleteOT: My rapper name is "Grill Cheez".
Trog.
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