Thursday, January 16, 2014

Sad news for skier Lindsey Vonn


She is being replaced on the US Ski Team.


     STOWE -  Less than a year ago, Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn tore the anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ligament in her right knee and fractured her tibia during a harrowing ski accident in Schlamding, Austria.
    Concerned she wouldn’t be ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics, the U.S. Olympic Committee announced today her spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by President Obama!
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     U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

Skoonj News Agency



3 comments:

  1. I doubt that the Russians would award him a gold medal - but he has the Nobel Peace Prize to fall back on.

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    1. He scored that Nobel for nothing, so what's to stop him from getting a Olympic gold medal for nothing. He's like those North Korean generals who wear about an absurd shirtload of medals for nothing.

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    2. I don't think that the RUSSIANS would give him anything. If it was in Norway or the US, he'd get a half a dozen gold medals for not showing up…though today the Norwegians hate him. If he was in Chicago or Detroit, he'd win big. Utah, not so much.

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