As President Choom continues his pander to the hispanics, at a dinner and speech, he actually had the secret service remove the forks off the tables after everyone had finished eating before he would enter the room.

I dunno about you, but i'd be insulted if a speaker didn't even trust me to have a fork in his presence.  Kind of like a big emphatic "fork you!"

But then again, stick a fork in him, because he's done!

Gotta laugh.