Hey, that thing got a Hemi?

This is the kind of product made by Chrysler back when it was a real, hairy chested American company.

Imagine firing this up at about 8 in the morning, on a Saturday!  You'd be real popular with the neighbors.  Other uses suggest themselves, like an easy roll up, and then escape disruption device at an OWS rally.   Or perhaps as a celebratory noise maker for a touchdown at the local high school football game.  Kids won't get out of bed, and your cattle prod is out of juice (don't think that doesn't happen, just ask my brother in law)?  Lets back this up to the bedroom window and let her rip.

The Hemi in action below.

Thanks to the Feral Irishman for this entertainment.