Oh wonderful human, won't you please give me people food?

Well, ok.....

Dude! Electrocution hazard!

Miss me yet?

My wife would wear this shirt with pride, but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't consider the words to apply to the family pooch.

Wonder what's on the other cheek?

Awright you white people, stop having fun right this minute!! If I can't have any fun, neither can you.

Everybody enjoys it when Fido takes a bite out of that brat little Bobbie.

Post no Baracks either.

Never trust a human...