Here is Michelle Obama living life large in Spain. Her entourage requires 60 rooms at one of the world's most expensive resorts, flights for that many across the Atlantic to Spain, and the shopping spree pictured above. While there, she will make the obligatory visit with the King and Queen of Spain, which allows these grifters to stiff the American taxpayer for the bill. And didn't they just get back from a weekend in Maine?

Question: Did you or anyone you know just go to Maine and Spain in one month's time, during a period of severe nationwide recession and hardship, and then send the bill to their neighbors? No? Then I guess you aren't American royalty.

November can't get here soon enough, and afterwards, 2012.