Monday, April 6, 2026

She's mad and she's leaving, with your Porsche

 


24 comments:

  1. She's leaving. She's going to drive it to the airport and leave it parked at the curb with the keys in it and get on a plane. I once knew a who that had that happen except it was a BMW.

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  2. And do not bother reporting it stolen, she is going to either: crash it spectacularly, torch it, or leave the Keys in it at a seedy Bar.

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  3. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. You're both too expensive to maintain any more

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    1. The Porsche is way cheaper to maintain.

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  4. yup. my EX sold mine while I was deployed. YUP. if I had just killed her then,
    I might have gotten away with it.

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    1. My future EX colluded with her dad in Tennessee to buy a Toyota in California while I was deployed to Misawa.

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    2. After four years in Japan, I was trying to figure a way to stay. Selling kidneys would only get me so far... I came back with the girl, and I've still got her.

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  5. It's all fun and games until she tries to park it.

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  6. Jokes on her, it's not my Porsche.

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  7. That's what you get for buying it with an auto transmission.

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  8. My first thought was that she really thinks that her $hit don't stink ... and that she is far hotter than the guy she's looking at.

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  9. Saw a nice car with vanity plate WAS HIS

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    1. Seen that on a pickup truck at the airport in Little Rock.
      Got a photo of it somers around here.

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  10. What she doesn't realize is that the brake lines were cut.

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  11. Dogs get mad, people get angry. What breed is she?

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  12. see what happens, first we gave them shoes then things really went downhill!

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  13. So? It'll be less expensive than if she stays.

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  14. High school girl sneaking dad’s car down the driveway.

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  15. Spoiled & ungrateful look.

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  16. Yeah. And she'll get scared in a turn, lift, and punch a hole in the hedge with the back bumper.

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  17. Not mine. I'd never own an all-white Porsche. Looks like the world's most expensive fleet car.

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  18. no matter how good looking she is fellas ...
    somewhere there is a dude tired of her shit & fed up
    MGTOW

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