Thursday, January 26, 2023

Your Friendly Smile of the Morning


 

13 comments:

  1. Cute. Needs visible teeth though.

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    1. Her name is Mira Jankowitz and speaking of teeth, she was a dental hygienist and one of Canada's most prolific serial killers. She would steal Novacane from the office she worked at and inject it into unsuspecting men (most commonly Asian) she would pick up at various Vancouver bars. She would inject the numbing agent into men's spines when they thought they were going to get a back massage, putting them into nearly full paralysis. Eventually the men would suffocate. What the picture above does not show is that his woman is somewhat large of body and extremely strong. She was also an amateur power lifter and hot dog eating champion. She easily would drag her victims to the trunk of her car and dump them in a local river. One man eventually washed up near Lynnwood WA in the Puget Sound and there was finger print evidence on a vial of Novacane in the man's pocket. An arrest record and finger prints for aggravated public urination for Mira from her high school days was the link that made her killing spree unravel.
      -Nick Badway

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    2. Nick, would you happen to have a link to her? I'd like to learn more but can't find even her name.

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    3. Because what the world really needed was yet another reason to fear a trip to the dentist, or internet dating.

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  2. She has a few nice assets. Lite freckles, strawberry hair, thin lips and dynamite dimples. Heck if she asked me real nice and could prove her I.Q. was in the mid-triple digits I might even take her out for dinner.

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    1. "mid-triple digits" Not if she went out with you.

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  3. One of the very few instances where light backsplatter can be tolerated as long as she is proficient at all the other domestic duties.

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  4. Boy, you guys are tough graders. That's a very cute girl and not pancakes with makeup.

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  5. normal cute, I'd like her

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  6. Gloria and Anna Martin helped Mira Jankowitz dispose of the bodies once the novacaine had done its work.

    Boy, this pic's backstory went dark all of sudden. I would think Anonymous/Nick Badway could create a terrifying bedtime story for his kids on the spur of the moment

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  7. Gosh, I would like to see what you co-habitate with...

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  8. Remember that Overly Clingy Girlfriend meme?
    Meet her sister.

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