Saturday, April 26, 2025

What is the charge, officer? Enjoying a succulent neighborhood pet?

 


11 comments:

  1. “Am I being detained?"

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  2. Possession of sheathed weapons with intent to mopery.

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  3. Mountain lion tastes like pork.

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  4. Get your paws off me

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    1. Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty human!

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  5. The George Floyded it.

    https://patch.com/california/temecula/150-pound-mountain-lion-caught-roaming-temecula-mall-0

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  6. He’s a sovereign citizen, fascists!

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  7. First degree stalking.

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  8. Failure to identify and show ID and resisting arrest. Got him for sher!

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  9. Usually they don't mind cougars at the mall in Riverside County, but they prefer the two-legged ones.

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