Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Your neighborhood librarian says, "Late. The fee is 3.75 for a late return."

 




27 comments:

  1. if i recall correctly, nose rings are used on pigs?

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    1. Septum rings are. This one's a nostril ring. Not really to my liking, but piercings will close with time, while ink just blurs.

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  2. a round bugger/// miss, you have something on your nose

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  3. If ya yank on the nose ring, do you get 25 cents change?

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  4. I’m a little short on cash at the moment but perhaps we could make other arrangements??

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    1. I would definitely give it to her.
      Oh, the late fee? That too.
      ~ Doctor Weasel

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  5. Are her nipples pierced too?

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    1. Nipples, belly button and maybe her labia?

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  6. No librarian like I've ever seen, I work in a library related business.

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    1. I'm a librarian. I've never had a co-worker who looked even remotely like that. Some student workers have come close, but nary a professional:-(.

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  7. Pretty sure 99% of under 40 (30?) females are pierced.

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  8. You mean your 'Neighborhood, feminist, man-hating, democrat voting, groomer book hoarding, help you find the information you need to secretly screw up your life while your parents aren't looking librarian'.......yeah, I can see that......

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  9. too many extra holes in her face for me...

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    1. When she opens her mouth and speaks, your "extra" number probably rises by 1.

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  10. Just guessing mind you. But my fellow geezer buddies don't much like the piercings, dyed hair, ink and such. Maybe it's appealing to younger studs?

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    1. What the heck - I think she looks great. (I am an old guy btw)

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    2. This geezer would happily ask her to remove the hardware. And commence. Once her clothes were off her politics wouldn't matter.

      Pardon my skepticism, but I strongly suspect none of you here have had or will have the opportunity to reject a beauty that young.

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    3. When I was 40 my first wife traded me in I went out with a 20 year old for about a year afterwards. I have to be honest here and say the unspoiled body and snug fit didn't really compensate for the emotional immaturity of someone so young.

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  11. local librarian looks exactly like what you expect to find when you search for librarian or bookworm at a porn site. very close match to Cory Chase. a waitress at the one restaurant I can walk to looks just like this girl. a complete sweetheart.

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  12. My library doesn't charge late fees.

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  13. i don't get it. I'm 78. Girl is already gorgeous. The nose ring is going to make her more so?
    At a restaurant a little while ago, waitress was Playboy material. Seriously! If she wasn't the best looking waitress on the planet, if the best looking one died, she be it. Anyhow, she had 3 diamonds in her face. Actually in her face, not glued. i asked her how they stayed in. She pulled them out. It was like studded earrings, without the clasps. If anything, they detracted from the perfection.

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    1. I'm with you "hjets" ... you have a year on me but we seem to see eye to eye on the "face junk" issue. I believe that young folks think that it's awesome to have a look that is not ordinary. Hence massive amounts of body ink and piercings everywhere. And don't forget orange, yellow, green, blue and other hair colors that look like Bozo the clown.

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  14. It's not the hardware so much as the blank expression and slightly crossed eyes...

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  15. Everyone was young once! Tats can be removed now, just as face holes can heal and close up! As a old geezer (thats what my kids call me) I prefer just a classy look with no extras! However, my kids followed me with the Tats!

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  16. Meant to keep her from picking her nose?

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