And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Friday, June 30, 2023
Ha. I'd buy some awful coffee just to see how awful it was
Jack runs the whole place and wears a filthy sleeveless undershirt, a white apron that hasn't been washed in weeks, hovers over that 600 degree flat iron grill flippin hand pounded burgers with a filterless smoke in the corner of his mowf with a 2" ash on the end, greasy assed hair hasn't seen water in a week or 2. But he makes a dam tasty burger.
You can keep the greasy coffee, but save me a corner table with an order of beef tamales. The corner so no one sneaks over my shoulder and absconds with tamales.
A friend asked me one, "If you drove past a restaurant called "Greasy Sam's Shit Pit" wouldn't you have to go and try it, just so you could say that you did? Answer: absolutely!
Just goes to prove negative advertizing can create positive profits. And, of course there's the counter to that. It's called a well cheese stocked mouse trap.
There used to be a small diner near me, it had ugly green siding, the roof was bowed and the ventilation fans were 90% rust. They served the best breakfast around. People would wait in line.
That place has everything I like, coffee, chili & spagetti.
ReplyDeleteJack runs the whole place and wears a filthy sleeveless undershirt, a white apron that hasn't been washed in weeks, hovers over that 600 degree flat iron grill flippin hand pounded burgers with a filterless smoke in the corner of his mowf with a 2" ash on the end, greasy assed hair hasn't seen water in a week or 2. But he makes a dam tasty burger.
DeleteSounds like the kind of place that deserves my business!!
DeleteAlmost as good as the old "Worms & Coffee" store near Southport, NC. Torn down for a shopping center around 7-8 years ago.
ReplyDeleteYou can keep the greasy coffee, but save me a corner table with an order of beef tamales. The corner so no one sneaks over my shoulder and absconds with tamales.
ReplyDeleteA friend asked me one, "If you drove past a restaurant called "Greasy Sam's Shit Pit" wouldn't you have to go and try it, just so you could say that you did? Answer: absolutely!
ReplyDeleteJust goes to prove negative advertizing can create positive profits. And, of course there's the counter to that. It's called a well cheese stocked mouse trap.
ReplyDeleteIt couldn't be as awful as their spelling...
ReplyDeleteHow do YOU spell sketty?
DeleteThere used to be a small diner near me, it had ugly green siding, the roof was bowed and the ventilation fans were 90% rust. They served the best breakfast around. People would wait in line.
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