This probably isn't seen as a hilariously funny name back home in China.

                                           But it is here!  Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!

              He probably doesn't go by "Dick," as in "Dick Dong," but if he doesn't, he should.

Wonder what his middle name is (do they have middle names in China)?  Perhaps it's "Key," get it?

                       Dong Key Dong.  Say it with that Mike Myers voice from Shrek.

                                                 Ok, I'm done with this.   Maybe.