Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! To bad we don't have a president like Teddy now, instead of the neutered metrosexual occupant seat warmer Obama. If TR was in charge, you could forget about problems with pirates, Arabs, oil sheiks, Venezuelan grandees, or the like. You know that TR eats what he kills, and that forest fire ... to TR that's just exactly what he needs for a barbeque.

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