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For $50? I do like that idea. How much would it take for her to throw herself on my coffin and wail?You know those New Orleans funerals with the brass band and the twenty or thirty paid black mourners following along appeals. I'm not that into shows in life, but it has an appeal for me when I'm dead.
Would black pumps or high heels go with the umbrella?Steve
Maybe a fetish nurse outfit? It would explain your lack of energy before you shuffled off this mortal coil.
Things like this is what makes 'Murca great!