Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
65 percent of Americans are obese or fat! No one works hard enough anymore to need a meal like this! It is suicide with a fork.
But what a way to go!
"New York prohibits the manufacture, transportation, disposal and possession of any large capacity cooking device, which New York law defines as “a pan, frying or otherwise; grill, or similar device that: 1) has a capacity of, or that can be readily restored or converted to accept, more than ten strips of bacon or links of sausage; 2) contains more than seven strips or links of meat products; or 3) is obtained after January 15, 2013 and has a capacity of, or can be readily restored or converted to accept more than seven strips or links of delicious delicious pork (or other flesh of a creature that once had a loving mother) products.New York limits any person to putting seven strips or links of meat products into a frying pan, unless the person is a licensed chef, in which case the limit is ten strips or links."In case anyone is wondering, my BMI is 22.4 kg/m2.;-)
I'm laughing, but in California that might not be too far off. They are limiting our water use now, even though there is plenty of water for residential use. Can this really be too far off now?
The way to take care of that problem is to invite us over....
You can't beat a good steak, oh...wait...
That's a nice light breakfast!(Needs some homemade biscuits with butter & Vegemite, though.)BTW- if you like that "Who Dares Burns" sauce, you'll probably like Blair's "After Death" sauce. Use it like Brylcreem: a little dab'll do ya, use more only if you dare!