It'd be a real bitch if Congress were pressured by constituents - in an election year with primaries just weeks away, mind you - to remove FDIC deposit guarantees from any bank infringing on citizens' Constitutional rights, since government oversees those banks like a proctologist's tailpipe scope.
It'd also be a real bitch if some folks started to shove slices of frozen cheese the same size as credit cards into BofA's ATM card slots, or caulk those suckers over, and epoxy or hard acrylic the keypads. Or just paint over the screens with black paint.
Be tough to figure out who did it at 3AM if they wore Obama masks too, huh? Of course, don't do that, as it would be vandalism and illegal.
And if BofA has spare time for this kind of silly horseshit, it's clearly also time for the Treasury Dept. to call in the notes on those 2008 bailout loans. Tomorrow. In full.
And also, cancel any government business with those banks, and bar any future transactions with them by any government entity. With a Republican Congress and President, why couldn't this be done, or even threatened, to bring these cowardly, virtue signaling businesspeople back to the straight and narrow?