Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
LOL - So do I.
I used a reel to reel tape recorder when I was a young teen in the sixties before 8-tracks were invented. Do you remember 4-track tapes? They looked similar to 8-track, but didn't have a built in roller. A friend had a machine that would play both. There was a flip up drive roller that would play the 4-track tapes.