Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
At least little Timmy doesn't have to go far to empty the trash.If he falls in, will Lassie be able to rescue him?
Hope the libtards don't see that bottomless pit, least they start throwing money down it......
Or determine it's hazardous and try to confiscate it. The HOA might fine the homeowner for an alteration that clearly does not meet code.