Saturday, September 9, 2017

Hahaha. I laugh, but who cannot relate to that?


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  1. That's why you have your pocket knife, to gently slit the top pre-straw insertion. However, in England, pocket knives are illegal. Fortunately tomahawks are not, but it's more complicated to use a hawk to gently open the top of the beverage container.

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    1. But in England the police are also unarmed, so if they harass me there I'll whip out my three inch blade and back those limeys up.

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    2. You need a bigger blade than 3" if you intend to keep your reputation in the Faroe Islands intact.

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    3. If a Faroese lassie asks to see my blade, I'll oblige.

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  2. Geez, this is why blondes get such bad press...

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