Monday, July 10, 2017

Mondays, they're like that


  1. My day doesn't begin until the first cup of black coffee.

    In Australia, I ordered a black coffee at a hotel; it came looking like the above. I mustered all the politeness I was capable of at that ungodly hour known as "before coffee," and reminded the waitress that I'd ordered "black" coffee.

    She replied, "Oh, there's no sugar in it, sir."

    That was a long time ago, but it must have been on a Monday!

    (The default condition of coffee in Oz is white. If you order "iced coffee" you'll get coffee flavoured milk. Be warned!)