Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Yeah, but the nose ring ruins the whole thing.
X3. Why, oh why...
What's gay? Left or right nostril?
Think of the nose ring like Japanese master carpenters think of a beautiful table with one small but noticeable flaw. The flaw is actually a good thing as it highlights the beauty in the rest of the piece. Without it, you couldn't appreciate it as well. Really, that gal is so perfectly awesome in her beauty that even a small fault like the ring simply makes her even more radiant.
They're like putting a nylon sling on a Citori, it's off-putting.
No, it shows she is to be avoided at all costs!
Nose ring? Ka pow!