Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
We should be so lucky.
This is a very nice fantasy indeed but there is no way HRC has a slim figure like that ... it will be more along the lines of "bloated carcass" or "thunder thighs with cellulite" ... arrgh, the horror!
Martin's right- if The Hag(tm) was actually to make a naked walk of shame, any viewers would be struck dead by the sight!
Those last three steps reminded me of her stumble into the Scuby van. Pneumonia my a$$.