Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Why are they always like that?
Because they are Mondays.
When I was still of the working class people used to be all happy on Fridays and doing the TGIF thing. I always said that Fridays are just the fifth Monday of the week. You still need to trudge through the work day. Now that I am retired, every day is like Saturday. Or as Morrissey would say, "Everyday Is Like Sunday"............https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf6Xwb03jTEYeah, I love to rub it in........