Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Please... Do not post this anywhere my circuit training instructor can see it.
...now I'm gonna hurt all day!
Looks to me like that hardwood floor needs waxing.
and the point of getting a video of this cutesy little maneuver is??? Oh look at me? yawn
Made me think of my Garman GPS windshield holder suction fail!
I think I know who knocked over that end table.
Huh. I thought you had to wear white gloves to inspect for dust.