Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
That was no help! Since I take industrial strength BMs and they said the video would cover wiping, I was hoping they would show how to use Bounty as a substitute for that weak kiddie toilet paper which always afflicts me with the dread "finger breakthrough syndrome". I have already tried canvas from my old tent but its operating parameters exceed my needs. Guess I will have to use corncobs like real men used to in the old days. Maybe I should cut down on fiber.
I bet the canvas didn't flush very well.