Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Well, it's a *nice* view, but given the absence of beer and scantily clad young women, I'd have to dispute the "perfect" designation:-).
Well, the beer is in the fridge, and although it's too cold to be scantily clad, the women are in fuzzy sweaters, which has its own appeal.
No one fishes at mid-day? Where's the boat?