Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Mmmmm... jelly beans...
Reminds me of the late Mrs. Fisher's pickled beets. You could buy your way out of prison with a single jar of those beets.
It's pickled pears I miss. I've never seen any or heard of any, after my Grandmother passed; she canned lots of things, some I don't even know what they were- but they all tasted heavenly!