Headline of the month: "Meerkat Expert Cleared of Assault in Zoo Love Triangle."

A former meerkat expert at London Zoo was cleared Tuesday of assaulting a monkey handler in a love spat over a llama-keeper. 

Two High Court judges said Tuesday that Caroline Westlake had not "recklessly" injured Kate Sanders. 

In October a lower court found Westlake, 30, guilty of assaulting Sanders, who suffered a cut cheek from a wineglass after the two women argued at a zoo Christmas party in 2014. Both had dated colleague Adam Davies.

That Adam Davies must be quite the ladies man!

Westlake was fired by the zoo after the incident. 

The volatile Ms. Westlake and her meerkats.  She's indeed looking a bit cray-cray in that image.  In mitigation, the meerkats seem to like her.