Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
I'm old, because I can recall a time when comedians could be funny without going into toilet functions or intercourse to tell a story. Yeah, long time ago.Even Tim Conway moved in those circles when he started in on Penis Van Lesbian (Conway's name for Dick VanDyke)
Tim is a naughty boy but look how pleased he is with himself...so funny!
God, I miss those days.....